For
the past couple of years, at bike shows
from Sturgis to Laughlin, people have
gathered to see the latest creations from
Gard Hollinger and his crew (including
Jay and John Brown) from L.A. County Choprods
(LACC). Gard's bikes grace the events
and rally pages of magazines across the
globe. It seems as if everywhere the guys
from LACC go, editors and journalists
are struck by their great style--especially
among the sea of outstanding bikes present
at today's motorcycle shows.

Scott
Gillen, a director and producer of award-winning
commercials and music videos, is currently
producing a television series for the
Speed Channel titled Build or Bust. Created
by Gillen, the show gives viewers a chance
to build a custom motorcycle. Each episode,
a motorcycle enthusiast, nicknamed "the
Wrench," is given the chance to build
a custom bike from scratch. Working alongside
a well-known custom motorcycle builder,
the Wrench is supplied with everything
needed to build a custom motorcycle. The
catch is that he or she is given just
30 days to complete the task. If the bike
is finished, the Wrench gets to keep the
bike; if not, the participant goes home
with nothing. To add to the excitement
of the show and demonstrate for viewers
how a custom bike is built from scratch,
the professional builder must also complete
a bike within the allotted timeframe.
That's where Gard and the LACC guys come
into play.

In
the case of Funculo (this boardtrack-inspired,
Shovel-powered bike), Gard had his work
cut out for him. The entire build, from
concept to completion, took all of two
weeks. You'd think that, given such a
short time frame, corners would be cut,
and easily accessible, off-the-shelf parts
would be used. One look at the details
of this hardtail proves that notion to
be false.
Gard
had the idea for this bike floating around
in his head. Inspiration was channeled
from his own racing past as well as the
great motorcycles of yesteryear. No computer
renderings or even hand drawings were
utilized. As with any other great artist,
he just knew what he wanted and how this
bike would come together.

The
first thing to accomplish was the construction
of the frame. With the aid of the young
and skilled Randy Blaze of LACC, the goosenecked,
single-downtube cradle was combined with
a dual, multi-angled backbone. The upper
part of the backbone extends all the way
back to the hidden dropouts at the rear
of the frame. An interesting take on the
venerable pogo seat utilizes a backbone-mounted
lever attached to a welded-on tab. All
attachment points for the various bolt-on
parts--including the gas tank, oil tank,
license-plate mount, center stand, motormounts,
rear brake caliper, and battery box--were
welded to the frame. Hand-drilled gussets
were added to key points of the frame
for both strength and aesthetics. The
completed frame and forks were sent to
Andrews for the distinctive green powdercoating
that goes well with the brass-plated fasteners.

Continuing
with the chassis, a custom-made Garder
frontend (a cross between an old Indian
leaf-spring fork and a girder frontend)
was fabricated in-house. While we're on
the front suspension, it's worth noting
that Gard utilized three bicycle RockShox
to smooth out the bumps in the road. Another
RockShox unit was used to soften the rigid's
ride under the custom-made leather seat.
Rolling duties are taken care of with
a set of spoke rims carrying vintage Avon
tires.
There's
not much sheetmetal on this scoot; a gas
tank and side-mounted oil bag andair-cleaner
cover are the only metal items. They were
constructed out of bead-rolled aluminum
and left unpainted. Double-top frame tubes
contain the gas tank, while the oil bag
is mounted on the right side of the swingarm.
Oil is fed through copper tubing to a
vintage Hildebrandt oil filter/cooler
before entering the Shovelhead mill.
Other
interesting twists on an old theme can
be found in the left-side-exiting, stepped
exhaust pipes. Gard also modified the
PM primary to be completely open; this
highlights the slick PM mid controls while
keeping with the exposed look of the entire
bike. Front and rear brakes are handled
by the European outfit ISR. On the rear,
the caliper clamps down on the combination
rotor and chain sprocket. Bolted to the
LACC handlebars are hand controls, also
by ISR. They are some of the cleanest,
lightest pieces out there, adjustable
for different hand sizes, and completely
unique.
We
hope you've gotten a feel for what Gard--and
his LACC crew--is all about. Nothing on
this bike was neglected or hidden. It's
pretty amazing what can be created in
two weeks' time. With elegance and power,
the LACC crew fused tradition and innovation
by designing one of the most captivating
modern-retro creations on two wheels.
When
you're ready to break free of the pack,
L.A. County Choprods has the creative
engineering to make you an original. Tune
in to the Speed Channel to check out this
build and the beautiful "wrench" who tried
her hand at building a dream bike. It
could be you next. Do you have what it
takes?
GENERAL
OWNER : Build or Bust
SHOP : L.A. County Choprods (LACC)
PHONE : (310) 422-8220
WEBSITE : www.LAChoprods.com
YEAR/MAKE/MODEL: '05/lacc/funculo
FABRICATION : LACC
ASSEMBLY : LACC
BUILD TIME : 14 days
ENGINE
YEAR/ TYPE/SIZE : '05/Shovelhead/93ci
BUILDER : S&S
CASES : S&S
FLYWHEELS : S&S
RODS : S&S
PISTONS : S&S
CYLINDERS : S&S
HEADS : S&S
VALVES : S&S
ROCKERS : S&S
ROCKER BOXES : S&S
PUSHRODS : S&S
PUSHROD TUBES : S&S
CAM : S&S
LIFTERS : S&S
CARBURETOR : S&S Super E
AIR CLEANER : LACC
IGNITION : Mallory Distributor
EXHAUST : LACC
TRANSMISSION
YEAR/TYPE : '05/Six-speed
CASE : Jims
GEARS : Jims
CLUTCH : PM-RSD
PRIMARY DRIVE : PM-RSD
FRAME
YEAR/TYPE : '05 LACC/Hardtail
RAKE : 36 degrees
STRETCH : 2 inches out/0 inches up
SUSPENSION
FRONT : LACC Garder/RockShox
LENGTH : 4 inches under
REAR SWINGARM : Rigid
WHEELS,
TIRES, AND BRAKES
FRONT
BUILDER/SIZE : Black Bike/19x3.5-inch
TIRE/SIZE : Avon MKII
CALIPER : LACC/ISR
ROTOR : LACC/ISR
REAR
BUILDER/SIZE : Black Bike/16x5-inch
TIRE/SIZE : Avon MKII
CALIPER : LACC/ISR Sprotor
ROTOR : LACC/ISR Sprotor
FINISH/PAINT
COLORS : Brushed metal
MOLDING : Are you joking?
PLATING/POLISHING: Cal-Tron
POWDER COATING : Andrews Powdercoating
ACCESSORIES
FRONT FENDER : See "molding"
REAR FENDER : See "molding"
FENDER STRUTS : See "molding"
GAS TANK & CAP : LACC One-off
OIL TANK : LACC One-off
HANDLEBARS : LACC
RISERS : LACC
HAND CONTROLS : LACC/ISR
FOOT CONTROLS : PM-RSD
FOOTPEGS : PM-RSD
HEADLIGHT : SJP/Exile
TAILLIGHT : LACC
LICENSE MOUNT : LACC
SEAT : LACC/RockShox/Bill Wall
ELECTRICAL : LACC